- If you're wearing a down-filled parka, it's too cold to be wearing flip flops. Put on some real shoes, moron.
- Mules are never to be worn with hosiery, particularly black socks.
- Dark orange self-tanned skin and highlights gone green from oxidation do not make you look hot. They make you look like an alien.
- If your pants' legs are dragging on the ground, either wear taller heels or shorten your fucking pants!
That is all.