orora25 (orora25) wrote,
  • Location: Work
  • Mood: devious

Let's get a few fashion rules straight

  1. If you're wearing a down-filled parka, it's too cold to be wearing flip flops. Put on some real shoes, moron.
  2. Mules are never to be worn with hosiery, particularly black socks.
  3. Dark orange self-tanned skin and highlights gone green from oxidation do not make you look hot. They make you look like an alien.
  4. If your pants' legs are dragging on the ground, either wear taller heels or shorten your fucking pants!

That is all.
Tags: fashion rules, flip flops, parka, self-tanner
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